why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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