you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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