i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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