Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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