Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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