I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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