I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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