I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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