Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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