Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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