Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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