how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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