I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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