It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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