I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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