That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
