We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
