on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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