these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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