i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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