may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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