What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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