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If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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