OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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