we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
This baby is an asshole
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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