Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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