Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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