i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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