..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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