Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
