Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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