I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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