did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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