sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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