But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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