I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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