Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize