when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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