Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Green mimosas i think yes
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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