Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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