So drunk, too bad you don't want this
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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