fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
