i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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