Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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