That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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