Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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