we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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