so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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