Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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