Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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