who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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