I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
