I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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