I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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