They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You made out with two different species that night
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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