I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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