I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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